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Hey guys this one's from the net n if u havnt enjoed it  b4 I give you the plesaure of readingh this piece.


Here is the reason. Why Newton Commited Suicide.....                      
                                                                           
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil                        
movies that had his                                                       
head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and                    
laws in                                                                   
physics                                                                   
were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for                          
everything he had                                                         
done.                                                                     
                                                                           
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to                       
such an extent                                                            
that                                                                      
he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes                                   
                                                                           
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to                      
the doctors can't                                                         
be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the                         
fights, our great                                                         
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's                           
surprise, the bullet                                                      
passes through his ears taking away the tumor along                       
with it and he is                                                         
cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!                                             
                                                                           
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3                     
gangsters.                                                                
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one                          
bullet and a knife.                                                       
                                                                           
Guess, what he does?                                                      
                                                                           
He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots                      
the bullet towards                                                        
the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces,                       
which kills both                                                          
the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster &                       
the knife kills                                                           
the                                                                       
middle one.                                                               
                                                                           
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth                       
has a revolver                                                            
but                                                                       
no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even                      
in your                                                                   
remotest                                                                  
imaginations.                                                             
                                                                           
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the                        
gangster shoots,                                                          
Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his                           
revolver and catches                                                      
the                                                                       
bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and                        
fires his gun.                                                            
Bang... the gangster dies...                                              
                                                                           
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was                          
completely shaken                                                         
and                                                                       
decided to go back. But he happened to see another                        
movie for one last                                                        
time, and thought that at least one movie would follow                    
his theory of                                                             
physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy                    
that all in                                                               
the                                                                       
world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!                                  
                                                                           
The 'climax' f! inally arrives.                                           
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the                       
other side of a                                                           
very                                                                      
high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if                    
he tries like                                                             
one of those superman techniques that our heroes                          
normally use.                                                             
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain                           
because it's the                                                          
climax.                                                                   
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually                             
impossible?)                                                              
                                                                           
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets.                     
He throws one                                                             
gun                                                                       
in the air and when the gun has reached above the                         
height of the wall,                                                       
he                                                                        
uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the                      
first gun in air.                                                         
The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.                          
                                                                           
Newton commits suicide...